About
The internet used to be a place of discovery. Now it’s a blur of sensationalist clickbait and algorithmic sludge, with one goal: to keep you glued to your screen so Big Tech can snoop on you, and profile you for profit. So we made OnlyFjords, a place to catch a fresh breath and relax.
Who’s behind this?
Behind the blur is Vivaldi. We’re an independent browser company from Norway fighting for a better web, building a powerful browser without profiling you, or selling your data.
We believe your browser should work for you, not for advertisers. That's why Vivaldi is packed with features you control, not ones designed to control you.
So get ready to ditch Big Tech and experience the web the way it should be.
Why fjords?
Because they’re stunning. But also because we believe the internet should be just as majestic, not stripped down to whatever keeps people doom scrolling the longest.
OnlyFjords is our way of reminding people that the internet can still be beautiful, curious, and a little weird. Just like a fjord in soft focus.
FAQ
Why are the fjords blurred?
Because mystery is underrated. Also: to make a point. The modern web hides beauty behind paywalls, pop ups, and tracking scripts. We’re doing it ironically. Sort of.
Why do I need to log in / create a user?
Because if we didn’t ask you to log in, the fjords would already be scraped, tagged, monetized, and featured in an AI-generated listicle titled “Top 10 Norwegian Landforms That Will Ruin Your Marriage”. It’s our way of keeping the bots out and letting real people in.
Creating an account doesn’t just unblur fjords, it opens up a whole new web. We want to introduce you to our version of the web, and the best way is with an account.
Is this a joke?
Yes. And also no. OnlyFjords is satire, but it’s powered by very real frustrations with the modern internet, and by a browser that’s trying to fix it.
Who made this?
Behind the blur is Vivaldi, an independent browser company from Norway fighting for a better web, building a powerful browser without profiling you, or selling your data. Yes, we’re different. That’s the point.
What happens to my data?
Nothing! That's the whole idea. We don’t track you, we don’t profile you, and we certainly don’t sell your secrets (or your email address) to the highest bidder.
Can I submit my own fjord?
Yes you can! If you want your fjord featured send us your own pictures and tell us who to credit at [email protected]
You may only send pictures that you own or have the rights to use.