Fjord fact #127: Still has fewer layers than your last situationship.

Fjord fact: Takes 10,000 years to form. 0.3 seconds to appreciate. 7 years of therapy to fully understand.

Let the influencers scream. Let the fjords whisper.

Blurring fjords is wrong. But have you seen the internet lately?

You don’t follow a fjord. You admire it, and you leave changed.